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9:05am August 29, 2014
hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

9:04am August 29, 2014

wizardick:

alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”

9:02am August 29, 2014

“‘Men get raped and molested,’ should be a whole sentence. If you have to tack on the word ‘too,’ then you’re using the experience of male victims to silence females instead of giving them their own space.”

— 

(via goldenphoenixgirl)

Not sure if I’ve reblogged this before but it always bears repeating.

(via thebicker)

And placing a “too” usually means that you don’t really give a shit about rape survivors, but want to derail any points made about women who are raped.

(via epikfry)

8:56am August 29, 2014

nervouspearl:

The Great British Bake Off: a summary

8:53am August 29, 2014

sueslayer:

archetypalboner:

galesofnovember:

someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”

I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.

cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”

8:49am August 29, 2014

m4ge:

how to improve a skirt: add pockets. how to improve a dress: add pockets. how to improve jeans: add pockets. how to improve a cardigan: add pockets. how to improve your acne: add pockets. how to improve your shattered relationships: add pockets

8:49am August 29, 2014

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

9:03am August 28, 2014

timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

9:06pm August 27, 2014

yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

9:06pm August 27, 2014

“Avoiding people. I avoid people that I actually like. I suppose that’s a phobia, but it’s also a habit.”

— Morrissey, 1984 (when asked what his worst habit was)