9:05am August 29, 2014

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun


my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

9:04am August 29, 2014


alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”

9:02am August 29, 2014

“‘Men get raped and molested,’ should be a whole sentence. If you have to tack on the word ‘too,’ then you’re using the experience of male victims to silence females instead of giving them their own space.”


(via goldenphoenixgirl)

Not sure if I’ve reblogged this before but it always bears repeating.

(via thebicker)

And placing a “too” usually means that you don’t really give a shit about rape survivors, but want to derail any points made about women who are raped.

(via epikfry)

8:56am August 29, 2014


The Great British Bake Off: a summary

8:53am August 29, 2014




someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”

I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.

cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”

8:49am August 29, 2014


how to improve a skirt: add pockets. how to improve a dress: add pockets. how to improve jeans: add pockets. how to improve a cardigan: add pockets. how to improve your acne: add pockets. how to improve your shattered relationships: add pockets

8:49am August 29, 2014



ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

9:03am August 28, 2014


It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

9:06pm August 27, 2014


this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

9:06pm August 27, 2014

“Avoiding people. I avoid people that I actually like. I suppose that’s a phobia, but it’s also a habit.”

— Morrissey, 1984 (when asked what his worst habit was)