11:28am September 21, 2014



11:13am September 21, 2014



9:50am September 21, 2014


— my essay (due tomorrow)
9:03am September 21, 2014

Ollivier Henry, « Grand habit », d’inspiration habit de cour du XVIIIe siècle, 2011. 


Ollivier Henry, « Grand habit », d’inspiration habit de cour du XVIIIe siècle, 2011. 

7:53am September 21, 2014
7:52am September 21, 2014



the australian version of ‘um, uh, er’ etc 
"i went to the store and fuckin….got some bread and milk.."

7:52am September 21, 2014


as a skinny person, you are catered to and you don’t even realize it. did you ask for that? no and i understand that. but you will never cry your eyes out in a dressing room because even the largest size doesn’t fit. you will never deal with rejection from a guy solely because of your weight. you are socially accepted.

is any kind of body shaming disgusting? yes. but please don’t act like you’d rather be fat. 

7:45am September 21, 2014


my hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3

7:41am September 21, 2014


in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding and all that jazz but wouldn’t it be fun if they just. couldn’t do that?

i want a story where humans encounter an alien who frustrates them because they don’t know enough to tell them anything concrete

like humans will ask “tell us about politics in your planet!” and the alien’s all “uh… hold on it’s been a while since i took gov. um….”

"what sorts of plants grow on your planet?"

"i dunno i grew up in the suburbs. they’re like… purple? idk what you want me to say"

"tell us about the culture on your planet!"

"do you have any idea how many fucking countries are back home, i don’t even know where to begin"

"your planet is obviously much more scientifically and technologically advanced than ours. is it possible for you to enlighten us on certain matters concerning space travel, or would that be a form of interference you must avoid?"

"naw it’s cool, it’s just that, um, i’m a philosophy major"